1736 / 50000 words. 3% done!
500 words in: "This is all utter crap, WTF happened to my writing - ohhh, yeah, wait, this happens every time I begin writing anything
. Keep going, fix it later..."
900 words in: "Did I really just spend 400 words expositing on the fact that it's unseasonably foggy
1200 words in: "Epicles, if you keep patronising your wife like that I'm going to end up hating you. You're my protagonist; I'd rather avoid this eventuality."
1300 words in: "Well, you're likeable now, but why do you two sound so posh? ...and is it just me, or have I accidentally skipped a scene that could give me a couple of thousand words? Ehhh. SECOND DRAFT."
1400 words in: "You're likeable, but now you look like an idiot next to your wife. Stop that."
1600 words in: "Er... hold on, wasn't Slave 1 the one who was with
the wrecked expedition? Did he teleport? ...so it was Slave 3. Sure, whatever, it's not like they have names or personalities yet anyway."
1700 words in: "Hold on, when did I break 1700...?"
(Might go back and write that ENTIRE SCENE that I skipped before bed, but for now, free time.)