You Know You've Been Analysing Too Much When...

[charamei]

So I'm sitting here, marshalling my thoughts for the next 400 words of rubbish about Mithraism and listening to Charlie Drake complain that his boomerang won't come back, and suddenly it occurs to me that 'If you want your boomerang to come back, then first you've got to throw it' is, in fact, a great analogy for life.

Proof of my sanity remains only in that I immediately realised this was pretentious and silly and, in the name of procrastinators everywhere, came here to blog about it.

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(Also, may I be excused from the Gallant Six Hundred?)