I have no idea where this came from...
Sep. 14th, 2011 05:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
charamei...but I need it out of my head, please, world, because I CANNOT HAVE INEXPLICABLE GIGGLEFITS AT WORK.
Flashfic. NSFW, may destroy your childhood.
"Oh, bother," sighed the mayor, letting himself slump over Mr Troop's prostrate form. His gold chain jangled. "I seem to be stuck."
Mr Troop wriggled uncomfortably. "I did wonder if we should have used more lube, your lordship." An uncomfortable thought (well, less uncomfortable than his situation) occurred, and he added, "You're due to open the new school hall at four o'clock."
"Nothing for it," the mayor sighed. "Call Captain Flack. The fire brigade can get us out of this!"
(Confused? This might help.)
Flashfic. NSFW, may destroy your childhood.
"Oh, bother," sighed the mayor, letting himself slump over Mr Troop's prostrate form. His gold chain jangled. "I seem to be stuck."
Mr Troop wriggled uncomfortably. "I did wonder if we should have used more lube, your lordship." An uncomfortable thought (well, less uncomfortable than his situation) occurred, and he added, "You're due to open the new school hall at four o'clock."
"Nothing for it," the mayor sighed. "Call Captain Flack. The fire brigade can get us out of this!"
(Confused? This might help.)
